Ring My Bell

There is one particular song that keeps playing at my job. I can't help but laugh due to the memory I have with this particular song. I had 70's music, I really do, but this song makes me want to cry due to laughing every time I hear it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_KmivFbTTM You have to listen to the chorus because it's the only part of the song that brings on this particular memory. Let me paint a picture for you.

I was at a girlfriend's house when we were freshmen in high school. We were still into N*Sync and Backstreet Boys around that time. I remember because the posters were on her wall. Out of boredom we decided that we wanted to watch The Little Mermaid. The only copy in the house was one that was recorded on a VHS tape that had other stuff on it. I love dvds because you can automatically start at the beginning. Those are amazing devices however the VHS was all we had. We put it in the machine to see if we needed to rewind or fast forward to get to where we wanted. We knew we weren't on our movie because there was a different scene on it. We couldn't quite figure out what was going on so therefore our freshmen curiosity told us to watch it.

There was a blonde woman in feathered hair, a midriff showing shirt and some Daisy Dukes sitting on a medical table. She had her palms face down on the corner of the table and was leaning forward rocking her feet underneath her. In came a doctor with his white lab coat. The woman smiled coyly while the doctor shut the door behind him. He asked her what brought her to his office. She said that she was having some throat pains recently and swallowing was very difficult. He told her to open her mouth and put a tongue compressor in.

What was the verdict? She had a bell lodged in her throat. Yup. A bell....lodged.....in her throat. Yeah.

The woman feigns shock and surprise by placing her hands softly over her mouth as she says "Oh no!" in the worst way to say it. Poor acting. Her eyes get wide. Pssshhhh. Around this time in the scene, the music changed and it was the instrumental version of the song that I linked in the beginning of the blog. The doctor said that this was a strange anomoly and that the only way he knew how to dislodge the object was to either retract it or force it to pass through her system. Guess which option THEY chose!

Yeah, this was a porn!

We didn't watch much farther into this. Suddenly the chorus for the song is playing as she unzips the doctor's pants and proceeds to give him head. I guess the head of his penis was supposed to "ring the bell" and then it would be dislodged from her throat. Needless to say, every time I hear this song play at my job, which is pretty frequent, I want to crack up laughing. I go to co-workers, such as Tim, and say in a seductive voice "Ring my bell, baby" but they never understand the joke. In my head, I am making fun of the girl in the porno because I am just a silly individual.

I finally told the story to some of the other servers when they finally asked me why I kept laughing so hard. Oh the memories of my childhood!