Word to the wise

You are not the only one who matters.
You are not the only one who has a full table section.
You are not the only one who is needing help.

So how about you get your lazy ass up and do some shit you are supposed to do! People are busy checking on their own tables and running their own food. They are too busy trying to keep their tables happy to try and keep yours. With that in mind, so your damn side work and quit leaving it for other people to do. You may be busy but we are too. We have far too much on our plates to add your problems to ours. You are an adult. Act like one and stop fucking whining because you are not getting your way.

And for that matter, quit calling every other server lazy when you are the one who has been slacking on your duties. Screw the fact you are in a section you don't want and no one wanted to trade. Screw the fact that you need help running your food and are asking people who already have both hands full. Screw you and the high horse you seem to have rode in on. Take that tiara off your head and shove it up your ass. You are a server. You are not God. You are not the manager. You are "lowly" just like the rest of us and are working for tips just like the rest of us so get your lazy ass up and do your fucking job!