I grew up with the mentality that football was just a bunch of guys in tights running around for ONE ball. You got the fatties and the one hottie. Everyone has to guard this one hottie so he doesn't get crushed just so a piece of pig skin that is sewn together makes it between two plumbing pipes. You hurt others, you break bones, you get concussions and you can only make it a few yards at a time. How is that worth it? Oh wait, the boys get to have their butts touched by the other team mates when they say "Good game".
Super Bowl Sunday can suck it. I'll eat my beer and hot wings in silence rather than hearing people scream at the tv and throw popcorn at it. Yeah psycho, the team and the couch hear ONLY what you are saying. They don't hear anyone else who happens to be yelling at them too. You are just that special that they hear you yell "Defense! Defense! Defense!" and will actually listen because you are God.
Screw that. Give me NCIS instead.
Super Bowl Sunday can suck it. I'll eat my beer and hot wings in silence rather than hearing people scream at the tv and throw popcorn at it. Yeah psycho, the team and the couch hear ONLY what you are saying. They don't hear anyone else who happens to be yelling at them too. You are just that special that they hear you yell "Defense! Defense! Defense!" and will actually listen because you are God.
Screw that. Give me NCIS instead.
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